Welcome to the Shitstorm.

This is how I usually feel on my birthdays. I’m hoping to have a good birthday tomorrow. I’ve been promised by many friends that it will be. I’ve always had crappy bdays (without fail every single time) and because of that I always feel bad the day before and the day of my birthday.
I’m starting to feel sad now.
I can’t be the only person that gets like this, there has to be some sad bday syndrome. Who knows. :(
What really happened at Augusta HS? ugh. worse news reporter ever.
Wu’s back?
This is Steven. Yes, he is my nephew. Yes, he is singing Jonas Brother songs. No, he really doesn’t care who they are. Yes, he is awesome.
I love this kid. Miss you Steven! Can’t wait for you to come visit me in NYC soon!!

(via fuckyeah4chan)
THIS IS NEVER GONNA END!

This meme can now die. Please let it die.
It was funny the day it happened and the day after. But I swear I heard the damn Kanye-Swayze joke just about 372 times. UGH. This is one of the downsides of the Internet.
RIP

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists
Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.
They’re everywhere!

STAY HEALTHY.
I guess that means no more buk…I mean, wow thats very interesting information you have got there.




