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GPOY3YSCRECF: Birthday Edition
Gratuitous Picture of Your 3-year-old Self Caught Red-handed Eating Cake Friday.
It was chocolate cake with white frosting. Mmmmm…
This picture was taken in ‘87 at my sister’s first bday party.

GPOY3YSCRECF: Birthday Edition

Gratuitous Picture of Your 3-year-old Self Caught Red-handed Eating Cake Friday.

It was chocolate cake with white frosting. Mmmmm…

This picture was taken in ‘87 at my sister’s first bday party.

This is how I usually feel on my birthdays. I’m hoping to have a good birthday tomorrow. I’ve been promised by many friends that it will be. I’ve always had crappy bdays (without fail every single time) and because of that I always feel bad the day before and the day of my birthday.
I’m starting to feel sad now.
I can’t be the only person that gets like this, there has to be some sad bday syndrome. Who knows. :(

This is how I usually feel on my birthdays. I’m hoping to have a good birthday tomorrow. I’ve been promised by many friends that it will be. I’ve always had crappy bdays (without fail every single time) and because of that I always feel bad the day before and the day of my birthday.

I’m starting to feel sad now.

I can’t be the only person that gets like this, there has to be some sad bday syndrome. Who knows. :(

What really happened at Augusta HS? ugh. worse news reporter ever.

Wu’s back?

This is Steven. Yes, he is my nephew. Yes, he is singing Jonas Brother songs. No, he really doesn’t care who they are. Yes, he is awesome.

I love this kid. Miss you Steven! Can’t wait for you to come visit me in NYC soon!!

(via fuckyeah4chan)
THIS IS NEVER GONNA END!

(via fuckyeah4chan)

THIS IS NEVER GONNA END!

This meme can now die. Please let it die.
It was funny the day it happened and the day after. But I swear I heard the damn Kanye-Swayze joke just about 372 times. UGH. This is one of the downsides of the Internet.

This meme can now die. Please let it die.

It was funny the day it happened and the day after. But I swear I heard the damn Kanye-Swayze joke just about 372 times. UGH. This is one of the downsides of the Internet.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_patrick-swayze-chippendale_dating

RIP

Really Kanye? REALLY?!

Really Kanye? REALLY?!

This is my cat, Brooklyn. There aren’t many like him but you wouldn’t know because he is MINE!

This is my cat, Brooklyn. There aren’t many like him but you wouldn’t know because he is MINE!

Putting the wrong lotion on the skin.

I’m blaming my morning moisturizer for my lack of funny (& follow Friday love) lately. I’ve been using the non-funny lotion.

(And as you can see with this post, it’s gotten pretty bad.)

Putting the wrong lotion on the skin.

I’m blaming my morning moisturizer for my lack of funny (& follow Friday love) lately. I’ve been using the non-funny lotion.

(And as you can see with this post, it’s gotten pretty bad.)

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

maxsilvestri:

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists
Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.


They’re everywhere!

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

maxsilvestri:

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists

Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.

They’re everywhere!

addictedtotext:

somethingintellectual:
STAY HEALTHY.

I guess that means no more buk…I mean, wow thats very interesting information you have got there.

addictedtotext:

somethingintellectual:

STAY HEALTHY.

I guess that means no more buk…I mean, wow thats very interesting information you have got there.

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Painkiller - Judas Priest

ur brainz r minez!!

ur brainz r minez!!